Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Songs of a BoomerNation

It was fun being a Baby Boomer until now. Some of the artists of this generation are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us. They include:

1. Herman's Hermits --- "Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker"
2. The Bee Gees --- "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
3. Bobby Darin --- "Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash"
4. Ringo Starr --- "I Get By With a Little Help From Depends"
5. Roberta Flack --- "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
6. Johnny Nash --- "I Can't See Clearly Now"
7. Paul Simon --- "Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver"
8. The Commodores --- "Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom"
9. Marvin Gaye --- "Heard It Through The Grape Nuts"
10. Procol Harem --- "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
11. Leo Sayer --- "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
12. The Temptations --- "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"
13. Abba --- "Denture Queen"
14. Tony Orlando --- "Knock Three Times on the Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall"
15. Helen Reddy --- "I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore"
16. Willie Nelson --- "On the Commode Again"
17. Leslie Gore --- "It's My Procedure and I'll Cry If I Want To"